Hello! this website is under maintenance, and very well may stay that way forever.

It is currently sitting on a pencil case, on the floor of my apartment in Amsterdam.

It is refreshing to have a website exist in one space. it is not backed up or replacated across the globe in some data centers. It is just... right here a couple meters away. People in Chile, Canada, or New Zealand might have to wait a second or two. maybe it turns off sometimes. all of that seems pretty natural. Also, the fan spins when people visit the site which is cute. (note: for now there is a proxy to not leak my home ip)

Maybe I'll spill some tea and that’ll be the end of it. that’s ok. (this is also possibly somewhat likely)

In the meantime, you can visit my corporate website.